nine months for life

Amy tagged me.
I am game.
But I need to have some fun. Cause I think “Real Moms Have Fun” ;)

This is what Wikipedia says a MEME is:

“Proponents of memes suggest that memes evolve via natural selection — in a way very similar to Charles Darwin’s ideas concerning biological evolution — on the premise that variation, mutation, competition, and “inheritance” influence their replicative success. For example, while one idea may become extinct, other ideas will survive, spread and mutate — for better or for worse — through modification.”

I love the “mutation” bit. Here is my attempt to mutate this “Real Mom” meme into a “Mutated Real Mom Meme” :

1. Real Moms don’t flinch when they talk about boobs. They do make you laugh your brains out.

2. Real moms go on vacation. Real moms go on vacation and learn to play traffic cop.

3. Real moms brag about their kids

3. Real moms do not mince words when they present the truth.

4. Real moms juggle

5. Real moms “resist the guilt and embrace the journey”

6. Real moms don’t give a damn to media generated Mommy Wars.

Gotto Love it!

Khakis are totally me.
Khakis are the most non-judgmental clothes you will find.
They don’t care that you have sore boobs and itchy skin.
They will try their hardest to make you feel good.
I cannot wait to get my hands on a pair of boyfriend trousers.
The ad is pretty cool too.

No, GAP did not pay me to write this ;)

There was life before the nine months and now there is life.
End of story.